More Humor for the Young at Heart
Here is more public domain humor to use as activity fillers, mood lighteners, and newsletter additions. Volume 2 of Funny Bones Don't Get Arthritis includes bumper stickers, one-liners, quick jokes & riddles, church signs, music humor, knock-knock jokes, limericks, notable quotes, puns, newspaper bloopers, J.S. Bach jokes, funny car insurance claims, advice from children, age humor, church bulletin typos, humorous epitaphs, real song titles, definitions from students, odd laws, and life's mysteries.
Funny Bones Don't Get Arthritis Volume 2 compiled by: Beckie Karras; 2011
40 pages; 8-1/2" x 11" softcover book
Examples from Bumper Stickers & T-Shirt Slogans:
If God had meant for me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
Balanced diet - a cookie in each hand.
Help Wanted: Telepath - you know where to apply.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
No one ever went to the grave saying, "I wish I had eaten more rice cakes."
There will be no crisis next week - my schedule is full.